Welcome back supervillains, despots, warlords and mad scientists!
After a brief hiatus, VillainSupply has been retooled, reworked and revilified into VillainSource.com, your online source for everything EVIL™.
Feel free to peruse our catalog (once we rule the world, you'll never feel free again). Browse our exclusive selection of deadly merchandise by selecting one of the categories on the left.
We have the best prices* and we guarantee delivery.** You'll never order from anyone else again!***
*The best prices for US. Not so good for you. **Guarantee not guaranteed. Actually, we may just keep your money and send you nothing! ***Because we'll kill you if you do.
Clearance Sale: "Hillary for President" signs
The Hillary Clinton for President campaign is now making available for sale over 250,000 unused "Hillary for President" signs.
Why would you want them? We don't know. But they're for sale, they're cheap, and they're EVIL. So we've got them.
Price: US$12.00 per thousand CHEAP!!
A Message From The Preserved Brain of Josef Mengele, Webmaster of VillainSource.com:
Back in the days when I had a face, and a body, and genitals, we could never have predicted the invention of the Internet. Why, in my day computers were nothing but rooms full of vacuum tubes that occasionally gained sentience and tried to overthrow college campuses.
Today, of course, computers are essential to Evil. And I'm not talking about everyday, banal evil -- like spam, viruses, automated phone answering systems, Window OS or World of Warcraft -- I mean serious EVIL. Try running a worldwide conspiracy to overthrow all "legitimate" governments and replace them with a murderous techno-dictatorship without computers. (The League of Evil Luddites is trying. They're idiots.)
The Internet not only helps you purchase necessary supplies and technology; it also helps you reach out to other like-minded individuals, to form cabals and share experiences. Where once supervillains operated on their own, lurking alone and disconnected from their remote castles and secret island bases, now superpowered megalomaniacs can communicate over the Internet.
Which makes it ever so easy for us to find you and kill you.
See you next month! Well, not "see." I have no eyes. You know what I mean.
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